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From Mr. Foster, I laughed at this until I cried on the floor... See if you can do the same things... Hahaha even little kids do this stuff too... In other words, all people on planet earth are a little freaky about their bodies, and things they will put inside them... Hahaha! Now carry on... Hahaha!
INNER SKELETON
A 63yr old widow was admitted to the hospital Recife, Brazil, suffering
abdominal pains. X-rays showed that she was carrying a 20 Inch long skeleton
of a fetus, which she conceived a decade earlier. It had become lodged
outside the womb and was never expelled from her body.
FEMALE SOFA
A 500 lb. woman from Illinois was examined in a hospital. During the
examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit, a dime was found
under one of her breasts, and a remote control was found lodged between the
folds of her vulva.
PRICKLY PAIR
In Michigan, a man came into the ER with lacerations to his penis. He
complained that his wife had "...a rat in her privates..." and it bit him
during sex. After an examination of his wife, it was
Revealed that she had a surgical needle left inside her after a recent
hysterectomy.
PING PONG ANYONE?
A 20yr old man came into the ER with a stony mass in his rectum. He said
that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concrete mix, then his
boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his anus using a funnel. The
concrete then hardened, causing constipation and pain. Under general
anesthesia, a perfect concrete cast of the man's rectum was removed ...along
with a ping pong ball.
BLIND DRUNK
A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of severe pain while
trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that they would come out
halfway, but they always popped back in. A nurse tried to help using a
suction pump, but without success. Finally, a doctor examined him and
discovered the man did not have his contact lenses in at all. He had been
trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea.
OUCH
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody
restaurant towels. The man had his around his waist, and the woman had hers
around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out
that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept
under the table to administer oral sex to the man. While in the act she had
an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the man's penis and
wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation, the man grabbed a
fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go.
